BLAIR BITCH PROJECT!! : INSPIRATION

My Hiatus has come to an end

The Blairbitch strikes again!

Prepare to wreak more havoc

With a bit of ink and pen

In High School, I chanced upon  Chinie Hidalgo’s  “The Blair Bitch Returns: Another Book of Bitchy Poetry", which if you asked me, became the bible for my "bitching game" with an ink and pen and in college...earned me my 1,423 minutes of fame. 

Go back in time when you were an awkward, gawky, issue-laden, troubled teenager who couldn't stand out and speak up and yet you had a million things to say. Even more, think of the many times you yearned for self-expression and how much you'd want to have a rap session with that (insert derogatory term for a female here) and all you have is your imagination, a notebook, and a pen! What would you say?

Majority of my inspiration comes from this book (Which I still love to bits!) and has inspired me to write my own versions of "bitchy poetry". I also have read her first book, The BlairBitch project (unfortunately I don't have a copy of it since it sold so fast!!)

Below are some of favorites which I scanned from the book and made me think of those mean girls in high school, as well as the random weirdos we meet in everyday life~!!  

On my next blog, I shall post my very own versions of bitchy poetry!!

 

NOUVEAU RICH BITCH!

 

It takes a certain caliber

Of person to achieve

The kind of bitch status

People see fit to believe.

I’m sorry, you don’t make the grade,

You’ll never be a bitch.

For one, you’re not that witty;

Number two, you’re nouveau rich.

You can’t make caustic comments

And expect them to ring true

When the person that you criticize

Is better dressed than you.

And if you’re planning to attempt

At dry and subtle wit,

Then brush up on the diction first

Or else admit “defitt.”

You see, it’s very simple, dear.

A bitch should have it all.

And there are things, like breeding,

That you can’t buy at the mall.

So give it up while you’re ahead,

Your efforts make me scoff.

You try too hard, just stop beofre

You really piss me off.