1,2,3 CHECK! STUDIES SHOW WHAT MEN NOTICE IN OUR BODIES FIRST SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY!!

                            

  Several men, ALL STARING, different thoughts, varied reasons, diverse personalities...so what's up buttercup?!!

HEY GORGEOUS (Yes you, the one reading my BLOG POST!!) 

CONTINUE READING BELOW IF YOU ARE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING : 

• You are attractive, beautiful, and men usually stare (and occasionally drool) when CHECKING YOU OUT
• Wondering what it means when MEN check us out
• What he really means when he tells you what made him get a whiplash just by looking at your (insert favorite gorgeous body part here)
• Want to know what he's like when he makes love
• Are curious to know what the heck i'm talking about
• Stumbled upon my BLOG and now you're dying to know what I'm really trying to say

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Well since you made it this far : Here goes...

Studies have shown that psychologically-wise, the first place where a guy's eyes lands while checking a girl out has a lot to say about what type of man he is. 

FACE

Personality : He's expressive. Since facial expressions are one of the ways that we convey expressions and ideas, a man that looks here first is likely the communicative type and is trying to get a quick read on your personality. These are the types that are mainly rational and would be "I-like/love-you-for-who-you-are-sex-is-an-awesome-bonus!!!" types.

KNOCKERS

It’s not what you think. He’s busy “prolonging” his life.

We can hear the men’s cheers from here. According to a study published in the New England Journal Of Medicine staring at a woman’s breasts can prolong a man’s life.

“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist. [1]

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.” said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger. [1] 

Intermission and HEALTH-WISE ASIDE, here's what it means when guys check out our Knockers First!!

PERSONALITY : 

He's SEXUALLY ADVENTUROUS. Studies have also pointed out that Dudes who are attracted to knockers are so open to casual sex and hookups. This, however, does not rule out that every man who does so is a dog---it only highlights the fact that he does not judge or raise the bar too high when it comes to sex. 

LOVELY LADY HUMPS (BUTT)

(Yeah puck!! We saw that!!~)

PERSONALITY : No, it doesn't mean he's an ass~!!

He has an Alpha-Male Streak. Our backside is one of the most primal body parts (have you checked lately how the rest of the animal kingdom-mates?) When a guy is absolutely turned on by a lady's derriere, he's subconsciously tapping into those primitive instincts especially of masculine dominance. 

There's so much more to love about Alpha Males Check this link : http://alpha-men.net/alpha-male/alpha-male-characteristics-and-traits.html 

LEGS

A picture is worth a thousand words...

PERSONALITY : HE LOVES A POWERFUL WOMAN~!!!

The muscles in our legs are strong and powerful so when a man is drawn to them, it is a sign that he values a woman who is determined and independent. 

ARMY STRONG LOVE!!

ARMY STRONG LOVE

Even though we are ten-thousand miles apart

A US Soldier persevered and succeeded in capturing my heart

The memory of his eyes, warmth, and captivating smile

Still makes my heart skip a beat --- reminding me that life is worthwhile

                              

Everyday, I visit and bask in the warmth of our special place

The very site filled with laughter and moments of our happy days

As fate eternally rules over our desperate desires and destiny

It has shown me the power of enduring LOVE in all its grandeur and intensity

Family and friends have hinted a beautiful, radiating, ever-lasting smile and glow

Perhaps if they look intently on my gaze, they'd see the flip-side of my story that 

they need to know

Many girls ultimately dream that one day they can be exactly in my place

I pray the Angels enlighten each that being in my place requires fortitude and enduring grace.

In times of stillness, there I see---a crystal drop of my tear

As I'm frozen in time and yearning, I realize the passing of a year 

No mail, calls and a direct way to shower him with love and affection 

then see him suddenly with an intriguing air and mystery saying  

  "my silence is for your own protection"

                                                           

If all my patience, endurance and virtue be measured in Heavenly merit and weight.

Then I can confidently and absolutely say, "I am indeed worthy to 

stand by Heaven's gate"

As I sit and ponder in our special place, watching the magnificent sight 

and colors of twilight

Rays of hope appear---that time will come, I'll embrace my soldier ever so 

close to me at night.

Instances come and life presents choices, chances and a path for change

Promises of stability, ease, certainty, comfort and adventures

---both familiar and strange

By declaring two words that can purchase my freedom and ultimate

 relief: "We're through"

I finally told Life "I'm taking my chances by giving all my love to my soldier ---

               

               

                               LOVE that is Army Strong and TRUE!!

                                                           

                                               

                                                            -Sarah Raniela Tungpalan

      

Did you know that? I most certainly did NOT...Til NOW!

     

I didn't know that..I wanted to know that..WTF?!..Oh really..Nobody cares..Uhh damn...DUH..Humm ok?
                                                  

These were in general the things that popped into my mind while I was browsing through my special organizer and my favorite blog sites with all the tidbits about life in general. Take a coke, with a bit of ice, just something to read that's funny and nice!

 No 2 cornflakes are the same....                       

I can hear pervs screaming with joy!

                                                                                                              

   Albert Einstein Never learned to Drive a Car!

             

 






  

 

BITCHING is just a Writing game~! : BITCHY POETRY

 Here are the 2 versions of my own bitchy poetry! Though to a certain extent, I would like to give a disclaimer that these were written during my college years and I claim every right to them!!


A sense of humor is a must if you are to read these! And ye, I did base them from true to life characters, but please don't quote me on these! I'll just probably deny it haha!!

     

    Nasty Girl

Eeew You totally freaky bitch!

You definitely are a disgusting witch

My dear, I really need to pray for you
      Before your lips, from smooching, turn an icky hue

      I hate the way you menacingly stare

And to confront me, don’t you even dare

To you I may be a nobody or a classless 

“Plain Jane”

      But at least I’m not reckless and insane

My gosh! You really love intrigues and havoc

I wonder, In which planet do you walk?

Hey there Girl! Get a Life!

Don’t you ever tire with all that strife?

You may be nothing to me but trash

And I don’t really care about your cash

But for all of humanity’s sake

Stop being a completely lousy fake

Try not to be mean, bitchy and cruel

If not, then let’s have a simple duel

And I ought to teach you a lesson or two

 For instance, by turning your eye black or blue!

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                                                                                You laugh at people's make-up

                                                                                Though their looks have better scores

                                                                                  If you think you’re pretty: Wake-up!

                                                                                        Look in the mirror! You look like a horse

The truth absolutely hurts

My dog seems better looking than you

Coz it doesn’t seem like a washed-up flirt

Who wears lipstick that’s color Blue!

Fashion was Never a Crime!

Looking vogue is so sassy

Sadly, you look like trashy slime

Who thinks her ass looks classy

I’ll spare the facts of your dingy features

I won’t try to mess with your (ahem) hair?

It’s amazing how you can destroy a picture

With your pose and your horse-like flair!

Ever heard that some decency rocks?

And Vanity is a tad bit stinky

So dump your style that sucks
Or forever be a mutated-ninny!

BLAIR BITCH PROJECT!! : INSPIRATION

My Hiatus has come to an end

The Blairbitch strikes again!

Prepare to wreak more havoc

With a bit of ink and pen

In High School, I chanced upon  Chinie Hidalgo’s  “The Blair Bitch Returns: Another Book of Bitchy Poetry", which if you asked me, became the bible for my "bitching game" with an ink and pen and in college...earned me my 1,423 minutes of fame. 

Go back in time when you were an awkward, gawky, issue-laden, troubled teenager who couldn't stand out and speak up and yet you had a million things to say. Even more, think of the many times you yearned for self-expression and how much you'd want to have a rap session with that (insert derogatory term for a female here) and all you have is your imagination, a notebook, and a pen! What would you say?

Majority of my inspiration comes from this book (Which I still love to bits!) and has inspired me to write my own versions of "bitchy poetry". I also have read her first book, The BlairBitch project (unfortunately I don't have a copy of it since it sold so fast!!)

Below are some of favorites which I scanned from the book and made me think of those mean girls in high school, as well as the random weirdos we meet in everyday life~!!  

On my next blog, I shall post my very own versions of bitchy poetry!!

 

NOUVEAU RICH BITCH!

 

It takes a certain caliber

Of person to achieve

The kind of bitch status

People see fit to believe.

I’m sorry, you don’t make the grade,

You’ll never be a bitch.

For one, you’re not that witty;

Number two, you’re nouveau rich.

You can’t make caustic comments

And expect them to ring true

When the person that you criticize

Is better dressed than you.

And if you’re planning to attempt

At dry and subtle wit,

Then brush up on the diction first

Or else admit “defitt.”

You see, it’s very simple, dear.

A bitch should have it all.

And there are things, like breeding,

That you can’t buy at the mall.

So give it up while you’re ahead,

Your efforts make me scoff.

You try too hard, just stop beofre

You really piss me off.